Keith Danielson(C) .vs. "The King Of Wrestling"

[Sean Cage]

All roleplays for this match are to be posted here

Singles Match
FOW World Championship is on the line!
400 Words Minimum
Deadline is 12 AM Eastern Friday(6/27/08

[Keith Danielson]

*The Heavyweight Champion of the world, Keith Danielson, is shown riding in a luxurious limo. He's playing with all the buttons and knobs, rolling the windows up and down and turning the stereo and TV of and on. He acts as if he is in Disney land.*

Keith Danielson: "Wow man this is really great! Look at that friggin' Tv, that's bigger than my "13 black and white TV I got in my bedroom. This is totally Awesome. What's this button do?"

*Keith push's the button that opens the moon roof on the Limo.*

Keith Danielson: "TOTALLY AWESOME MAN!!!! Hey Driver, check this out."

*Keith gets up and sticks his body out of the moon roof and waves to people as he's passing them by. Keith looks like a kid on christmas morning, smiling from ear to ear. Until he's smacked right in the face from bird shit.*

Keith Danielson: "Ahh Crap! Driver, hurry!!! get this off me. Give me your hanky, Hurry!!! I can't look like this when I meet Donald Trump and appear on the celebrity Apprentice, I'll get fired before I even walk in the door. Hurrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy!!!"

*The Driver slams on the breaks and puts the limo in park, causing Keith to slam into the backseat. Then the driver hands Keith his Hanky*

Keith Danielson: Thank You! Thank You so.......What the heck? You hand me a used Hanky full of snot? How am I supppose to wipe the Bird crap off my face with this?"

*Keith tosses the hanky back to the driver and calls him a jerk at the same time. Then Keith gets the bright Idea to use his sock. So he takes off one shoe and places it ontop of the limo through the Moon roof. The Shoe Immediately Flies off after the Limo driver pulls away. Keith is unaware as he wipes his face off with the sock.!*

Keith Danielson: "Ahhhh!! That's better. Hey Driver, sorry for calling you a Jerk. It's not every day I get bird poo in my face, and I kinda freaked."

*Keith Reaches up to grab his shoe, but it's gone. He starts panicing and looking around in the limo for it, but it's gone.*

Keith Danielson: "Hey Ya Jerk, You took off to fast and made my shoe fall off the top of the car. Turn around, I have to have my shoe. I'll look rediculous if We dont get my shoe."

*The Driver notifies Keith that they are at Trump Plaza and do not have time to turn around to get Keith's shoe. Then the Driver rolls up the divider that provides privacy for both the driver and the backseat passenger.*

Keith Danielson: (Talking to himself)"Jerk! I hope you flip this piece of junk.....when I'm not in it of course!"

*Keith slowly gets out of the limo and is greeted by Donald Trumps Agents and Security Guards. They all look down and notice Keith wearing only one shoe. They do their best not to laugh. They escort Keith to a private room where other celebrity contestants are waiting. Keith totally freaks when he see's all the different celebrities.*

Keith Danielson: "Oh Man!! Oh My God! Is that really Sylevester Stallone? Oh I love that guy!!!! I can't believe it. I think I am going to pee my pants!!!!!"

*One of the Agents tell Keith to calm down and have a seat. He notices Sylvester Stallone sitting in the middle of a sofa so he goes and squeezes next to him, smiling from ear to ear and almost knocking Stallone onto the floor*

Keith Danielson: "Hey Sly, How's it going? I just want you to know I am a huge fan of your's. Ya know, me and you have a lot in common.....I work in a ring and so do you....Mr. Rocky Balboa You!!!! (Gets All Wide Eyed As He Thinks of a Great Idea) HEEEEEEEYYYYYYY, I got an Idea!!! I have this huge match coming up at.......Could you scoot down a little? I got Pee leaking out......Thanks Buddy.......Anyway, I got this huge match coming up at a ppv event called 6 feet under, and I was wandering if.......Scoot down just a littl more, my boys are scrunced together......Ahhhh!! Thanks Sooooo Much......I was wandering if you would like to come to the show?"

*Sylvester Stallone kinda Smiles and respectfully says "No" to Keith. Keith gets a littls upset, but just sits there for a minute all upset with his arms crossed and his legs sticking way out in the aisle where other celebrities notice he only has on one shoe and one sock. But Keith isn't paying attention and slaps the magazine that Sylvester Stallone is reading out of his hand. It visibly upsets Stallone but he doesn't say a thing.*

Keith Danielson: "Fine! I hope you croke in Rocky 18, Buck-O!!! I'll just go over here and sit with Vanilla Ice!!!"

*Keith gets up and hobbles over to where Vanilla Ice is sitting and plops down on a bean bag chair like couch, causing Vanilla Ice to spill his soda.*

Keith Danielson: "Oh man, I am soooooo Sorry, here....I got just the thing for that....."

*Keith kicks off his other shoe and Pulls his 1 remaining sock off and starts to wipe off Vanilla Ice, but Vanilla swats him away like a fly.*

Keith Danielson: "There we go.....Much Better!!! See that guy over there (Points to Stallone)....Don't talk to him whatever you do!!! He's a meany pie. But anywho, I remember listening to you back in 5th grade, man....you were hopping with that one song....what was it called? Oh yea....Ice Ice Baby, that's it......after that you just kinda fizzled out like a flame on a candle. My mom referrs to you as a one hit wander....whatever that means......."

*Keith doesn't realize he's actually insulting the rapper, and then Vanilla Ice just looks the other way all pissed off and trying to refrain from smacking the hell out of Keith*

Keith Danielson: "What? Was it something I said? geesy Petes.....You people have anger issues!! I think I will take my company over there to Mrs. Pamela Anderson....I'm sure she will talk to me!!"

*Keith gets up, totally barefoot now, holding his one shoe in his hand and goes over to sit next to pamela anderson, all excited to meet her.*

Keith Danielson: "Hello Pamela! I mean...Mrs. Anderson.....I don't think I need to (Clears his throat) introduce myself....I'm sure you know who I am (Points to his medals hanging around his neck)."

*Pamela Anderson has no Idea who he is, but just goes along with him to be polite. Keith can't take his eyes off of pamela's boobs while he's talking to her, and after about 5 minutes, Pamela Anderson smacks Keith on the cheek and calls him a pervert.*

Keith Danielson: "Ouch!!! What was that for? MAN!!! You people need to register in anger management!!!"

*Donald Trump is watching from another room courtesy of a hidden camera. He can't believe what he is seeing and gets up to go meet the celebrities*

Donald Trump: "Welcome to Celebrity Apprentice. Keith......You're Fired. Pack it up and go home. I've had some losers on this show before, but you take the cake buddy. Now get out of my building."

*Keith can't believe it. He throws a little temper tantrum and is escorted out of the building and back to his awaiting limo*

Keith Danielson: "SCREWW YOU PEOPLE!!! I didn't wanna be on your stinkin' show anyway!!! I'll show you Pal! Donald, I will take you out!!! I will, oh believe me I will."

*Keith suddenly see's a whole bunch of Donald Trump's Security guards coming and jumps into the limo through the moon roof*

Keith Danielson: "Step on it pal! Hurry, get us out of here.....quick!"

Limo Driver: "Okay, Okay......So how did it go? That was kind of quick"

Keith Danielson: "I got Fired"

Limo Driver: "Already? What the..."

Keith Danielson: "Yea Yea Yea, Long story. Just drive. I tell you what, whoever the hell I am facing at 6 feet deep is going to be one unlucky bastard, I've got a lot of frustration pinned up inside me!!!! Get me some milk Driver!!!

(Scen Ends)

[Keith Danielson]

*The next day, Keith is seen working out in the gym in a secluded area of the arena just hours before his match against the mystery man known as "The King of Wrestling". He's running on the treadmill, with sweat pouring down his face. He decides to speed it up a little and hits the button a couple times. It speeds up a little, but Keith is still not happy and push's the button more....and more.....and more....until the treadmill starts going so fast that keith is doing his best to keep up. He tries to reach for the "Slower" button, but almost loses his footing.*

Keith: (Yelling)"HEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!! SOMEBODY STOP THIS DAM THIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG"

*The Janitor walks by and unplugs the Treadmill, causing it to stop dead in it's tracks, sending Keith flipping head first over the treadmill, landing flat on his back.*

Keith: "Oh man, Oh my god that hurt!! What kinda friggin' treadmill is that? A treadmill from HELL? Jeesy Petes, someone ought to take a look at that piece of junk, how old is that thing anyway?"

Janitor: "They just put it in yesterday sir, it's brand new"

Keith: "Well.....well, they better....they better get that gosh darn thing fixxed. I'm trying to warm up for some chicken poo who cant even show his face, and I have to train on equipment like this? Geesh. I'll just go over here and jump some rope....until they get that stupid thing fixxed."

*Keith begins to head over to jump some rope, but is side tracked when he see's someone buy the last chocolate milk out of the vending machine. Keith's face gets as red as a stop sign. He walks over to the guy and smacks the carton of milk out of his hand, then stands their with tears in his eyes.*

Keith: (all choked up)"Listen Buck-o I am....an olympic gold....medalist....(Clears throat)....I am the world heavyweight champion.......and I am a wrestling....god!"

Man: "Yea, so?"

Keith: "What? What the heck did you just say? Do you hear something? Huh? Do you hear that?"

Man: "What? I don't hear......."

*Keith takes the man down and quickly slaps on the ankle lock*

Keith: "That's your friggin' ankle snapping in two pal, sounds real nice doesn't it!! I'll break your whole dam leg for taking the last chocolate milk."

*Keith makes the man tapp out, over and over again before he finally releases him. The man painfully points to another vending machine sitting beside the vending machine he used, which is full of chocolate milk.*

Keith: (All Smiles)"Well would you looky there. All this time in here today and I didn't see that, wow."

*The man is helped away as he hops on one foot and is in tears, and Keith stands in front of the vending machine smiling, completely unaware of the man's condition. A moment later, Lenny Jennings comes walking up, trying to get a word with the champ.*

Lenny: "Keith, Keith...Just a few words please? Thanks, how can you possibly prepare for someone you have no idea is?"

Keith: "it's really not to hard Lenny, I still do my push-ups, drink my milk, do my sit-ups, comb my hair, do some chin-ups, go to the bathroom and do #2, do some pull-ups, go back to the bathroom for some more #2 if I had burritos the night before, then I do my squats......and then I take a shower. How more prepared do I have to be. Like I pay attention to who I am facing each week anyhow. Hey, did you know there was 2 vending machines over there? Wow, that really chokes my chicken."

Lenny: "Keith, you have to be somewhat concerned about going into a match with someone you know nothing about, nor have ever seen. The odds are clearly in his favor becuase he obviously has been watching your every move."

Keith: "Pfft....Louie, Louie, Louie, Have you ever seen where the wilie coyote tied a rocket to his ass? He had everything he needed in order to capture the elusive Road Runner. He was all set up and ready to go, all the while the Road Runner was unsuspecting. And when the coyote went to fire up that old rocket....(Smacks Lenny in the forehead) .....Smacked right into a canyon, each and every time. Ya see where I am going with this Louie?"

Lenny: "Keith? It's Lenny? Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. Okay? Not Louie! How many times......ya know what? Never mind. Thanks for the creative, Road Runner theory and thanks for the interview, good luck in your match tonight."

Keith: "WHAT? That's tonight? Oh man! Oh Maaaan! I just thought we were on a layover or something. Crap! Tonight? Are you Sure? Oh Man.....Ok, I gott goooooooo"

*Keith Takes off running, trips over a jump rope, hops back up and proceeds to run some more through some double doors as the scene fades to black*

[Jayson Ryder]

Mr. Fox is shown walking backstage when Lenny Jennings holding up a microphone stops him.

Lenny: Mr. Fox, Welcome back to FOW!

Mr. Fox then sighs

Lenny: So Mr. Fox, what was your attack on Keith at Face Off all abo…

Mr. Fox Stops Lenny with a serious look on his face, and stares him down into a lower position and begins to speak.

Mr. Fox: Lenny, I am back after being gone for over a month, and all you have to talk about is me beating a Champion wannabe’s ass?

Lenny: Well Fox, he actually is the Cham…

Mr. Fox: SHUT THE HELL UP! Did I say you can speak?

Lenny: Well…

Mr. Fox: Why are you still talking? Don’t answer that, unless you want your head splattered all over the wall, and will need a lifetime of plastic surgery to get you at the ugly piece of monkey shit you are right now. I came back for one reason and one reason only, and that reason is hanging around a greasy peasants waist, while the true King of Wrestling is sitting here wondering why his highness isn’t holding the gold! I should have all of you executed for suck a stupid idea to separate the Great Mr. Fox from his Gold! Why isn’t the gold around my waist? Let me tell you! Cause FOW’s Management Sucks, and Sean Cage can’t tell Greatness from Classless, even if my Royal Subject was hanging… in… his… FACE!! I came back to deliver a Message to Danholesucks, and that is, the champ is here, and you can save yourself some embarrassment and a whole hell of a lot of pain, by just forfeiting his belt over to me… before 6 Feet Deep!

Mr. Fox snatches the Microphone out of Lenny’s hand and throws it down the hallway and says “Fetch bitch”, and begins to walk toward his locker room. Mr.Fox makes it to his locker room where he runs into D-Block!

D-Block: Hey man, did you hear about ACW facing off with FOW?

Mr. Fox: What the hell is gAyCW?

D-Block: Haha, it’s a group of wannabe FOW Stars, but aren’t nothing but scrubs.

Mr. Fox: Hmm, maybe after I beat Keith’s ass for the title, I can go and destroy their roster of scrubs, and reign as FOW and ACW world champ, that sounds good.

D-Block: Nevermind that! You ready for your title match?

Mr. Fox: Yeah, what do I got to worry about? He’s just a tight wearing sissy.

D-Block: Yeah, he do look goofy!

Mr. Fox: And you seen some of the shit this kid is doing? Celebrity Apprentice? Don’t you at least have to be worth more than a Mr. Fox crap to be on a low class show like that? bitch Please! He need’s to change his depends and baby powder his head, or whatever the hell he does, so that I can hurry up and beat his ass and take my Belt.

D-Block: Beat the shit out of him man, he’s annoying as hell, and looks like a result of incest and Acid!

Mr. Fox: He do look like a crack baby. I don’t know how the hell no one in FOW can beat that geeks ass! Oh yeah, Now I remember, its cause no one here has the skill to beat a man, who just came out the closet. I’m telling you its not assault if fruit loops likes it. Haha, I’m going to beat his ass no matter what, so let’s just leave it at that… I got to handle some business right now though.

D-Block: Alright then man, beat his ass.

Mr. Fox: Like a Rodney King! Peace!

Mr. Fox reaches into his bag and pulls out a steel pipe and grabs some clothes and walks out of the locker room.

[Jayson Ryder]

***Later on that same night***


Mr. Fox shows up in a hooded sweater covered with blood and his Steel pipe red with smears of blood that looked like airbrushed paint. Mr. Fox pulls off his mask and throws down his voice device and his mask, and pulls off his Hoodie and throws it into a black bag with his steel pipe. Mr. Fox then walks outside to a trash can and tosses the bag into it and pours gasoline into it and leads a line 25 away from it and drops a match on it. The Flame leads to the trash can and blows up as Mr. Fox walks back into the Arena. Mr. Fox is then stopped by Jayson Ryder.

J.R.: Whoa! Hold up there champ, did you just come in from the parking lot? Where I just heard an explosion?

Mr. Fox: I don’t know what you are talking about!

J.R.: Well champ if you say you haven’t heard anything then I believe you! So how do you feel about your match with Keith?

Mr. Fox: Couldn’t have been pulled off without you pulling all the strings!

J.R.: Haha, True! If I didn’t ask Keith to meet me about his “stalker”, then you would have never got the best of him two weeks in a row.

Mr. Fox: Yeah, that punk is hard to keep track of than a Black girls hair.

J.R.: Well, it’s set you! You will get your shot at Keith, and thanks to advance planning, he will already be bruised and battered when he enters the ring, with Future FOW Champ himself aka The King of Wrestling… MR. FOX!

Mr. Fox: I’m looking forward to getting what’s mine.

J.R.: Mean’s more bitch’s!

Mr. Fox: ESPECIALLY! More bitches!

Mr. Fox and Ryder laugh, as they walk past each other, and go on with their business.