The Deviant One .vs. Keith Danielson(FOW Title)

[Sean Cage]

All roleplays for this match are to be posted here

Singles(FOW Championship is on the line!)
450 Words Minimum
Deadline is 11 PM Eastern Friday(5/23/08)

[Keith Danielson]

*Keith Danielson is seen pulling up in horse carriage, he thanks the guide person and pays him for the ride. As soon as he steps off the carriage, he steps into a big pile of horse shit.*

Keith: "Ahh!! This is just freakin' Great! I just bought these shoes. There goes $15.00 bucks down the drain."

*Keith tries to be sneaky and wipe his shoes off on the carriage as it pulls away, but dam near falls on his ass doing so. He throws his bag over his shoulder and heads into the arena. Before he enters, he's stopped by security who won't let him in*

Keith: "What? Are you kidding me? do you know who I am pal? I am the heavyweight champion of the world! Now if you dont let me in, I'll have your ass working security for the bingo hall this time tomorrow."

*The security guard gets on his walkie talkie and talks to someone for a minute*

Security Guard: "Sorry Mr. Danielson, we've been told to keep a look out for some mental patient, and he fits your description. I sincerely apologize."

Keith: "Save it Buck-O, your lucky I am in a good mood tonight or I would snap your ankle in seventeen different spots! now get your andy griffith ass back over there and do your job for goodness sakes!"

*Keith heads on into the building and passes several FOW superstars, he waves and smiles and says Hello to most of them. Then he is stopped by Lenny who wants to get a few words with the F.O.W. world champion*

Lenny: "Keith, heading into the pay per-view......"

*Keith cuts Lenny off*

Keith: "Uh, wait....got something on your Tie Lenny"

*As Keith Points to Lenny's Tie, Lenny looks down and when he does, Keith flips him in his nose and lets out a huge laugh*

Keith: "Ha-ha.....Made ya look! Now, you were saying?"

Lenny: "Uh......Okay. Your heading into one of the most important matches of your career at the pay per-view with The Deviant One, how are you feeling?"

Keith: (Feels his shoulders, his stomach, his legs, and back) "Like A Rock! Lenny, Like a Rock!"

*Lenny looks confusingly at Keith, but then proceeds to ask more questions*

Lenny: "Alrighty then.....I guess. But can you tell me, are their any concerns about your opponent......"

*Keith Cuts him off again*

Keith: "Blah-blah-blah, the usual questions Lenny. Cant you come up with something new, like How the heck was Bingo last Night? Which was great by the way, I won a lot of money......but lost it playing Go Fish, so......I broke even I suppose. But back to the questions, why cant you ask me.....'Can I get you a milk?" or something......Huh? I am the Heavyweight Freakin' Champion of the gosh darn world Lenny, show me some respect already."

*Lenny, more confused than ever, pops off a question*

Lenny: "Uh....can I get you a Ice tea or something?"

Keith: "What! Fom Long Island? Heck Yea, I would love one....."

Lenny:"Well, I dont know if it's from Long Island, but I can get you one out of the vending machine over there."

Keith: "See, ya just had to go and screw a good thing up. Ha! a Ice tea from a vending machine! Yea right! Next question Jerk Wad"

Lenny: (Talking real fast) "Okay, I have to ask you. Do you feel confident about your chances with the Deviant one?"

Keith: "Confident? I am boosting with confidence Lenny! I just won the world championship, a lifetime supply of some fancy imported milk, and lifetime membership at the Bingo Hall......so, heck yea, feeling pretty damn confident! Ya see, The Deviant one is good.......oh he's damn good, but unfortunately for him, you have to be better than GOOD when your facing 'ol Keith Danielson here. I don't give a damn if your the Deviant One, or Oprah Freakin Wimphrey, which my lawyer said we cant discuss at this time, but the point is.....I will snap your damn ankle and leave you with a pemanent limp....like some talk show host I know, not mentioning any names but it starts with an O and ends with a Prah."

*Lenny, getting more confused by the second, notices a piece of paper in the world champions hand and asks what it is......*

Keith: "What is this? Ha! Ya see, when your the world champion of the most recognized wrestling company in the world, people want you in their presence.....and this here is an invitation of an old buddy of mine to appear at his wrestling company, called the Ring of Fire. I got a few friends there, and I think I might just go pay them a visit.....just for good 'ol times sake."

*As the scene ends, Keith pulls a white, clean hanky out of Lennys suit pocket and wipes the horse poop off his shoes, then shoves it back in Lenny's pocket and then winks at him.*

Keith: "Don't say I never gave ya nothing. And.....Your Welcome!"

[The Deviant One]

*The scene opens with "Let's make War" by the Murderdolls blaring out from the PZ system, as pyro goes off, and "The Deviant One" Chris Roderick enters the arena with a mixed reaction from the crowd (Boos being Louder than the Cheers).
He steps into the ring with a microphone already being handed to him*

*He starts to speak but looks upset and the crowd begins to chant "Keith beat Your Ass!....Keith beat Your Ass! He looks and gives a smile*

Yeah, Keith got did beat me didn't he? He got the better of me, hell he even took me to my limit! And for that I congratulate him on becoming FOW Champion!

But you know something? I almost felt like NONE of YOU……

*Points towards the fans*

Weren't worthy of seeing somebody as flawless and perfect as I am! I mean there are several different reasons why I wanted to stay home, I'd say the most obvious reason even you people of......Pittsburgh Pennsylvania can understand!

*Crowd erupts with a tremendous amount of boos*

Is that I am sick to my stomach and so damn tired of hearing the media and the fans go crazy for that hick, Keith Danielson and how he "Beat" the "Deviant One" Chris Roderick! Now I want you all to know and understand this! Danielson did NOT beat me! No he NEVER has beaten me!

*Commentator* What in the world is he talking about? Keith did in fact beat him to become the FOW Champion!

*Back to the ring*

No, the BARRICADE beat ME! If you don't remember look at this!

*FOW Titantron shows the clip of Roderick hitting the barricade then Danielson unlatching the title*

See right there! I had MY hands around that title and almost fully unlatched! I mean come on that SOB had to throw me off the cage onto a barricade to get that title!

Now Keith…….seems like you’ve been living a pretty luxurious life as of late. But this Sunday, that all ENDS when I give the the Deviants Corruption! See seems like you take life as one BIG joke and that everything seems to be easy for you because you’re a *Mocks Keith* freakin’ Olympic Gold Medalist! *Does a shucks like Goofy*

I mean come on man, you have to defiantly step your game up and live like you’re a grown man and not some fat adolescent teenager who just got a date with the head cheerleader!

Now let’s get one thing straight whether any of you like it or don’t like it……you’ll get USED to it after this Sunday that sign Fat boy * Camera shows a fan holding Deviant One Can’t Beat the American Hero* That sign, just won’t mean a damn thing once I become you’re FOW Champion!

Because Danielson I am going to beat your ass worse than the Pirates, Penguins, or any other Pennsylvania washed up sports team has EVER been! And the fans well they will just have to learn to love it!

Now don’t ANYBODY get me wrong, I have great respect for you because Keith you are an outstanding superstar and far surpass anyone’s talents and ability……BESIDES MINE, of course.

*Roderick smiles and chuckles*


And Keith you better take good care of that title and cherish your last few moments as being the Main Eventer, The “Man”, the “Champion” because Keith I AM Bigger than you…….I AM Stronger than You…….and Keith I AM just plain out BETTER THAN YOU!

And like I ALWAYS say……..MY ACTIONS WILL SURELY SPEAK LOUDER FOR ME THAN MY WORDS!

[Keith Danielson]

*Suddenly, the music of the world heavyweight champion blasts throughout the arena and the fans turn from booing The Deviant One to Cheering for Keith Danielson. Much to the surprise of the fans, Keith comes out with just a towel around his waist and some shampoo still in his hair, in a pair of flip flops and a tooth brush still in his mouth. He stops at the top of the entrance ramp and takes the toothbrush out of his mouth, but still has tooth-paste all aroun his mouth!*

Keith: "You know it's pretty darn sad that a man cant take a shower in peace without hearing your loud, obnoxious, elephant sounding voice! Especially when I had plans to go out with Ingrid tonight pal! You keep telling the same story, over and over, like a skipping cd or something. Why do you have so much hatred in your heart? What would be wrong with us sitting down like a couple grown adults and discussing this over a Lunch-able and a ice cold glass of fancy imported milk? Huh? did you ever consider that? I guess some fools never learn!"

*Some of the fans begin to laugh as the back side of his towel is slipping down, revealing the crack of his ass. But keith is unaware and keeps right on talking to the Deviant One*

Keith: "You reek so badly of jealousy that your really beginning to stink up the joint. Here, I got some extra shampoo and deodorant if you need some! No? ......well fine then, be a stinky poo! But listen Buck-O, when we step inside the ring this sunday night at the PPV, you better be wearing your best cologne, because Keith Danielson is big on personal hygeine."

*The towel keeps sliding down, revealing almost all of keith's ass*

Keith: "And for cryin out loud, is it cold in here or is it just ....................."

*Keith suddenly notices his towel has almost completely opened up in the back and quickly covers himself back up*

Keith: "Well there's something you don see every day........a little bonus for the fans. Your Welcome! But back to the hand of the issue.....or is it issue of the hand? wait.....is it the issue at hand? CRAP! that dont sound right either, but you get my point....Deviant One, at Heavens on Fire I am going to finish what I started in our first match, and that is snapping both your ankles like a twig off of christmas tree....or something. You've got some nerve telling ME that I need to step my game up, I think it's the other way around chuckle nuts! Ad you can tell yourself the same lie over and over that it should have been you that shoulda won the world title........Wow, that was a tongue twister......but anyway, the entire world seen that I beat you, they seen how bad I beat you......and they seen Keith Freakin' Danielson's hand raised in victory, now that doesn't leave much to the imagination does it?"

*Keith pauses and winks at one of the security guard women who looks like she just came fresh out of retirement*

Keith: "And you are obviously jealous of my new found fame and fortune that comes with being the world champion, and unfortunately for you, you will never get to experience this sensation. I mean, come on, look at these flip flops, lined in 3 karat gold. And look at my towel, with my own initials on them, where's your hotel towels at pal? And while I am puffing on a good ol fashion cuban cigar, your puffin' on someone's tail pipe. Now, excuse me, there's a fine gentlemen by the name of Killer who wants to wash my back!"

*With that, Keith turns around and huffs and puffs back behind the titan tron, but before he totally disappears, his towel gets snagged on a light fixture.......ripping it completely off of him*