Angellus .vs. Lucy Starr .vs. Pure Evil

[Sean Cage]

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Triple Threat Match
350 Words Minimum
Deadline is 12 AM Eastern Friday(6/20/08)

[Lucy Starr]

Lucy is happy as of late.She's been on a winning streak as of lately.She is winning matches and actually proving herself that she really belongs to FOW.She's been improving as of lately.Now,she's in a triple thereta match against this new guy Angellus and someone that is not a stranger to her:Pure Evil.The last time her and Pure Evil was in the ring,Pure Evil walked away as the winner.She is making sure that she will not lose to him this time around.She sees a already turned on video camera and decides to say what's on her mind.

Lucy:I am happy! I am winning matches and I belong at an fed that really appreicates me really good.My two challengers won't feel that way.First off,Angellus:Don't come on here acting cocky and try to say that you want a win here.You will feel your very FIRST LOSS to a WOMAN and that's me:The First Lady of FOW,I,Lucy Starr.Finally,Pure Evil, we meet again.This time, you sure as hell won't win.You really need to get your anger under control real fast.Anger is an ugly thing to have.You are nothing but a Ultimate Warrior rip-off.I will see you two pathetic boys in that same ring that I will win at.

Lucy shuts off the camera and leaves the interview area to make sure that she will win her match.

[Angellus]

Angellus wakes up early in the morning and hits the gym in preparation for his match this Saturday against some cocky upset named Lucy Starr. At the gym, he sees the trainer Ashley who Brawler told him about and they go and do a 5k run. They return to the gym and he lifts 300 pounds as she spots him. She sits on his back while he does 1000 push ups and then he switches and she sits on his stomach as he does 500 sit ups. He takes a quick shower, when she walks into the shower and then all you can hear is loud passionate moaning. Angellus takes Ashley out for breakfast at the village diner where Tiffany was waiting with a table, He introduces Ashley to Tiffany and they all have a good breakfast before Tiffany and Angellus leave the diner. On the way to a house show Tiffany tells Angellus, I saw the way how you were looking at her; you wanted to have sex with her. Angellus then replies no I didn’t, I love you and only you. They remain quiet until they arrived at the house show. The announcers called him out so Angellus made his way to the ring. Angellus was wrestling Lucy’s brother Bruce Starr, as soon as the match started Angellus hit the flying lariat, Angellus picked up Bruce and hit the Hat trick. Angellus went for the cover 1….2…no Bruce kicked out, Bruce went for a European uppercut but Angellus dodged it and hit the Three Amigos but unlike before he picked him up and hit the Tornado DDT and then He picked up Bruce again and hit the 619. Instead of going for a cover he hit Bruce with the Frog Splash and the Diving Headbutt and to finish the kid off he put him into the Crippler Crossface from which Bruce got knocked out, Angellus won due to Bruce not being able to break the hold before he passed out. Angellus collects his money for the match. They drive to the arena and enter Lucy Starr’s locker room and steal her clothes for the match

[Pure Evil]

*Scene opens with Pure Evil walking into the mens locker room at a house show in North Carolina. He's got his usual pissed off look going. He walks up to the sink and splashes some cold water on his face and lets out a sigh of relief. As he sits there and stares into the mirror, he thinks about the recent events that have taken place between the FOW and the ACW. He also thinks about his upcoming match with Angellus and Lucy Starr, and hopes he doesn't try to cripple one of them out of anger for the ACW. His thoughts are distracted by a long, loud fart that has an echo to it. most likely coming from someone sitting on a toilette.*

Pure Evil: (Talking to himself in the mirror) "Jesus christ!!! poor son of a bitch dying in there or what?"

*Pure Evil waits for a second and then looks back in the mirror. He starts to think about his match again, the one taking place this sunday night at Face off. Evil doesn't really care to be facing a woman, but then again he wouldnt mind putting Lucy Starr in her place once and for all. He regrets not doing it sooner, as he views her more of a nuisance than anything. Especially annoyed by her comments about Pure Evil being a ultimate warrior rip-off, knowing damn good and well that she's a terrible looking janis joplin rip-off. But He's not sure what to think of Angellus, other than the fact he doesn't look old enough to even be in professional wrestling. All of a sudden, Pure Evil is broken out of his train of thought once again by a series of loud farts. He tries to wait for the farts to stop, but they just keep right on going. Then Evil hears the man making different noises............*

Man: "Lordy have mercy. I shoulda never eaten those refried beans. *Fart* *Fart* *Splat* *Splat* Those friggin' beans go right through me, without even stoppin to say hello to all the other nutritional food I've eaten."

*Pure Evil turns around and leans up against the sink and crosses his arms, standing there listening to the man.*

Man: "Ahh Dammit! We're out of toilette paper? why is it every time I decide to pinch a loaf, we're conveniently out of TP? Why god? Why?" (The man shakes his fist to the sky).

*Pure Evil steps into another bathroom stall and gets a roll of toilette paper and tosses it over the top of the stall to the man.*

Man: (Embarassed) "Uh.....T-Thanks....I guess. Thanks alot......just sitting in here.....doing nothing at all. Nope, no poop'n in here going on........"

*A couple of minutes later, Pure Evil hears the toilette flushing. then he hears commotion coming from the man in the stall once again*

Man: "Son of a.......hey buddy, can you hand me a plunger......uh....somebody clogged the toilette in here. Not me. Nope. No way. No poopin on my behalf*

*Pure Evil then hands the man a plunger under the bathroom stall. After a couple of minutes, the man gets the toilette working properly and then walks out of the stall. It is then revealed to be the FOW world heavyweight champion, Keith Danielson.*

Keith Danileson: "Hey!!!!! Pure Evil!!! Long time no see buddy.....how the hell are ya pal?"

*Keith skips the handshake and gives Pure Evil a big manly hug. Evil is disgusted by this after what all Keith had just been through, but he is taken by surprise to quick to do anything about it.*

Pure Evil: "Uh.....I'm doing......ok .....I guess. How have you been Pete?"

Keith: "Oh your such a kidder. Still acting like you dont know my name. Well, as you can see (Shows him the world title) I am doing really well. Except for them refried beans I ate a while ago, my bung whole is on fire. Weeeewwwwww weeeee"

*The two men continue to talk and catch up on old times as the scene begins to slowly fade into a commercial break*

[Lucy Starr]

Lucy has arrived at the FOW arena where she's in a triple threat match agaisnt Angellus and Pure Evil.She goes to her locker room to get dressed when she hears a knock on her locker room door.Lenny is there to get some thoughts about her triple threat macth.

Lenny:Lucy,how do you feel about going into this match?

Lucy:I feel really great! I know that Pure Evil and Angellus will lose to me.Either one of them will feel my new finisher,Starr Maker being put on them.These two won't be the same.I am ready to add both of these guys into MY world of pain!

Lenny:Is there anyone that has caught your eye as of lately?

Lucy:I would LOVE to hook up with either Sonictaker or Brawler.Sonictaker,if you want to be with a real woman,let me know.The same goes for you too,Brawler.Getting back to my match,I want to win this match and possilbly take on the FOW World Champion someday and be the FIRST EVER Woman to be the Champ here.

Lenny:Lucy does sound real determined.

Lucy finishes getting dressed.She's ready to have the fight of her life.