Post by Jayson Ryder on May 11, 2008 9:10:01 GMT -5
* The show opens with the usual entrance video and pyro, and Jayson Ryder standing in the ring with The Mighty Ahmed. *
Jayson Ryder: For the past week, I have not only had to deal with Pure Evil's maniac antic's, but also the allegations of my "alleged" bastard child, Andrew Ryder. (Crowd pops for Andrew) So, I have taken care of both of them here tonight. Pure Evil will be destroyed by The Mighty Ahmed., and I have personally BANNED Andrew Ryder from the arena tonight. (Crowd boos.) Yeah, but don't worry, Andrew Ryder will be here next week, and he will be in action! It will be Andrew Ryder, and Pure Evil, vs The Mighty Ahmed and a partner of his choosing in a tag team match! I would also like to announce that tomorrow, myself and Andrew Ryder will be taking a blood test to get this mess over with. The results should be in at our next Pay Per View, Heaven's on Fire. Thank you all.
* The fans boo as Jayson Ryder leaves the ring and we go to commercial. *
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*Move bitch by Ludacris hits the air as the lights go out and fans begin to look confused. The lights dim up to all the way lit as a huge black man is seen in the entrance way with a mean mug on his face and Mr. Fox is seen standing behind him with his arms folded and a smirk on his face. They both make their way down to the ring. The Huge black man jumps up to the ring and steps in as Mr. Fox makes his way around up the staircase and steps into the ring. Mr. Fox steps to the ropes and reaches over to be handed a microphone. A young white man with blonde spiked hair is now show standing in the corner with wrestling Attire on.*
Gary West: Well, we saw that guy D-Block last week when he attacked Keith Danielson.
Joey Minor: Man this guy is impressive. Just look at him.
Gary West: Yeah, I see him.
Mr. Fox: Welcome everybody to the “Most Brutal Segment in Television”! Tonight is the debut of my good friend over here, D-Block. As you all know, he came into the ring last week to stomp on the Olympic homo’s head to give him brain damage, and thinking of how stupid he already is, D-Block may have bumped up his IQ up a little bit. Let’s go over here real quick to his opponent.
*Mr. Fox walks over to the wrestler in the opposite corner and begins to talk to him.*
Mr. Fox: Hello man! What’s your name?
?: Teddy Davis!
Mr. Fox: Well Teddy, are you ready for your match tonight with my friend over here?
TD: Yeah!
Mr. Fox: So this is your first televised match?
TD: Yes!
Mr. Fox: Hmm, did you know this will be your first and last televised match? Hell this may be your last Match period!
TD: What are you talking about?
Mr. Fox: When D-Block is done with you, then you will be broken into so many pieces, than even the best doctors in the world won’t even be able to put you back together.
TD: I won’t los…
*Mr. Fox snatches the microphone from his hand and throws it out the ring and walks out of the ring and puts on a headset. *
Mr. Fox: Hurry up and ring the bell, I got shit to do.
*Mr. Fox sits on commentary with Gary West and Joey Minor. *
Joey Minor: Wow, we get to sit here with Mr. Fox.
Mr. Fox: Yeah! It’s a damn Fricke honor, blah blah blah! Start the match!
*The bell rings as D-Block walks to the middle of the ring and Teddy circles him. Teddy lunges forward for the grapple, but is stopped by a quick big boot by D-Block, knocking Teddy to his back.*
Mr. Fox: See how dominate he is, no one on this roster can hold up to him.
Gary West: I don’t know, they’re some great competitors on our roster.
Mr. Fox reaches over to Gary and pulls off his headset and throws it over the announce table.
Mr. Fox: Shut up! You hatin’ ass hoe!
*Teddy slowly makes his way up to a knee and D-Block grabs the back of his head and pulls Teddy to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulders and hooks one arm around Teddy’s leg and the other around his neck. D-Block applies the Torture Rack to Teddy and tightens up, and begins to yell as cracking is heard. D-Block finally drops Teddy off of his back and onto the match, when the Ref walks over and calls for the bell. The Ref then calls for an EMT to come out to check on Teddy.*
Mr. Fox: That’s what I’m talking about! I’m out!
*Mr. Fox pulls off his headset and steps into the ring and lifts up D-Blocks arm and they both get out the ring.*
Gary West: Oh my God, that man is brutal. I think I heard a snap. I hope that kids alright.
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Joey Minor: Well, the next match is Kaz vs. Lucy Todd. This will be a fight.
* Kelly Jackson announces Kaz, who comes out and rolls into the ring. Then, Lucy Todd is announced, and also makes her way to the ring, but stops short before entering. *
Lucy Todd: I am sure you all saw what happened to The Demon Barber last week. He was brutally assaulted by none other then Robbie Vicious. Thanks to Robbie, Demons carrier may be over. Tonight, I take this frustration out on you Kaz!
* Lucy rolls into the ring and the ball rings. Kaz charges an Lucy hooks a kick to the midsection. She then follows up with a club to the back. Kaz goes down, and Lucy stratles him and locks in a camel clutch.*
Gary West: Wow, Lucy is on her game tonight.
Joey Minor: Well her spouse has been injured. This could be motivation or a distraction.
Gary West: Wow, a relevant comment. Nice job Joey.
Joey Minor: Hey, I have my moments.
* Kaz rives in pain for a while before finally reaching the ropes. Lucy breaks at the 4 count. She pulls Kaz to the middle of the ring, and climbs the top rope. She attempts an elbow drop, but Kaz rolls out of the way. Lucy hits hard and Kaz nips up and climbs the ropes himself. He stalks Lucy as she makes her way to her feet. Kaz jumps with a cross body, and connects, but Lucy rolls through for the pin. 1...2... KICKOUT. *
Gary West: That was a close one.
* Kaz and Lucy are both on their feet, and Kaz runs and hits a drop kick, sending Lucy into the turnpost. Kaz then hits a monkey flip, and goes to the top rope again. He attempts a splash, but Lucy gets her knees up, and Kaz goes sternum first into Lucy's knees. He rolls in pain as Lucy gets to her feet. She picks Kaz up, and deliver a power bomb. *
Gary West: My GOD! What power!
Joey Minor: Where did that come from!
* She goes for the pin. 1...2...KICKOUT. *
Joey Minor: Props to Kaz for being able to get out of that one.
* Lucy gets Kaz up, and goes for another power bomb, but Kaz rolls through into a sunset flip. 1...2...3!*
Gary West: Kaz did it!
Joey Minor: I thought Lucy had it in the bag!
* Kaz rolls out of the ring, and the ref comes out and raises his hand. We go to commercial. *
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* We return from commercial break with Sean Cage in his office talking to Lenny Jennings. His cell phone rings.*
Sean Cage: Excuse me Lenny... yeah, ah hah, what? Not gonna make it? Well, ok. See you next week. Yup. Ok. Bye. damn!
Lenny Jennings: What's a mater?
Sean Cage: Big O, our newest superstar, has had his flight delayed. He's not going to make it tonight. damn!
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* We return to the ring where Kelly Jackson announces Robbie Vicious. He comes out and into the ring. *
Gary West: Well that's a let down, I was looking forward to the debut of Big O.
Joey Minor: Well, stuff happens.
Gary West: And before we get this match underway, we've got a medical update about The Demon Barber for you. Unfortunately, the injuries he sustained were very serious and has forced him to retired from the FOW. We wish him well in his recovery.
* Kelly announces Marquis Dupree next. He makes his way to the ring, flag in hand, and enters the ring. He grabs a mic. *
Marquis Dupree: Would you please all rise.
Gary West: Not this again.
Joey Minor: Show some respect!
* Before Marquis can continue, Robbie hits him from behind. The bell rings and Robbie begins to stomp him.Robbie gets Marquis up and tosses him into the turn post. He starts delivering the ten punches, but only gets to 4 before Marquis pushes him off. Robbie lands on his feet and charges again, but receives a boot to the face. Marquis rolls out of the ring. Robbie comes near and Dupree trips him, and pulls him toward the turn post. Marquis proceeds to slam the leg multiple times into the turn post. Dupree re enters the ring, and begins to stalk Robbie. He stomps a few times on the leg, and then locks in a leg vice.*
Joey Minor: Dupree smells blood in the water.
Gary West: Like a pit bull the way he locks on to that hold.
* Robbie gets to the rope, and Dupree releases the hold. He then gets Robbie up and goes for a DDT, but Robbie reverses into a spine buster, and drops as well. *
Gary West: Robbie's leg isn't going to hold up much longer.
* They both get to their feet, and Robbie charges, but Dupree duck and knocks the ref. down. Robbie starts to get the ref up, and Dupree grabs the flag. He hits Robbie in the throat with the end f the flag, tosses the flag out of the ring, and hits the Quebequalizer. He pins. 1.......2........3*
Gary West: Oh come on, not again!
Joey West: This man is brilliant!
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Gary West: Well, to our next match. Fox and Killer square off one on one. But wait... what is this?
* Sean Cage walks out to the top of the entrance way with mic in hand. *
Sean Cage: I promised you a debut, and I never break a promise. It may not be the debut of Big O you expected, but it's still something. Please welcome to FOW, Shane Storm!
* His music hits and the fans give him a mixed reaction. He shakes hands with Sean Cage, then sprints to the ring and rolls in. Killer, and then Fox proceed to come out. The bell rings and Mr. Fox and Killer go at it. Shane just watches for a moment. Killer clothesline Fox to the outside, then rolls out and continues to fight. Shane watches confused as the ref begins to count. 1...2...3...4... Fox throws Killer over the barricade, and joins him in the crowd. 5...6... Storm continues to pace awkwardly. 7... Fox DDT's Killer onto the floor. 8...9... Killer body slams Fox hard. 10! Ring the BELL!*
Gary West: Wow, Shane Storm won without throwing a punch!
Joey Minor: What are you talking about? That was a hard fought victory.
* The ref raises a still bewildered Shane Storms hand in victory as we go to commercial. *
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* We return from commercial with Mr. Fox and Killer still brawling in the back. Sean Cage breaks them up with the help of security.*
Sean Cage: Stop this foolishness! You want to fight? You can do it... at Heaven's on Fire! Now security, escort these men out of my arena.*
Gary West: Wow, our first match has been announced for Heaven's on Fire.
Joey Minor: And what a match it will be!
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Gary West: Well, time for one of the matches I personally have been waiting for. Pure Evil vs The Mighty Ahmed in a Street FIght. Should be a great match.
Joey Minor: Not for the week of heart.
* We see The Mighty Ahmed leave Jayson Ryders office, and lock the door behind him.He walks down the hall, turns the corner, and is blindsided by Pure Evil. The ref rings the bell at ringside and runs to catch up with the action. Pure Evil slams Ahmed onto the concrete. Ahmed rives in pain as Pure Evil stomps on him. Evil gets Ahmed up, but Ahmed elbows Evil in the gut. Ahmed then throws Evil head first into a wall. Evil bounces back right into a side walk slam by Ahmed. Ahmed gets Evil up into powerslam position, and starts to carry him down the hall. Pure Evil slides down off of Ahmeds back, and kicks him in the back of the leg. Pure Evil DDT's Ahmed onto the floor. *
Gary West: Head first into the concrete!
Joey Minor: We said it would be brutal.
* Pure Evil gets up, and walks down the hall to Jayson Ryders room. Evil bashes in the door, and sees Ryder sitting in his chair. Ryder jumps and runs, and Evil chases him. Jayson gets out of the locker room, followed by Pure Evil, but Evil is caught by a waiting Ahmed into a bear hug. Ahmed squeeze harder and harder until he finally just rams Evil back first into the wall. Evil grabs a near by pipe, and smashes it over the head of Ahmed. Ahmed goes down, and is busted open. *
Joey Minor: NO! Ahmeds been busted open.
Gary West: Good thing Ryder got away or we would be short an owner!
* Evil makes his way to his feet, and starts to drag Ahmed into a room. There is a big table set up. Evil positions Ahmed onto it, and looks around. Evil finds a ladder and sets it up. Evil is almost at the top when Ahmed hops up and climbs the other side. Ahmed grabs Evil and delivers a superplex off the top of the ladder, through the table. *
Gary West: OH MY GOD! Ahmed just drove them both straight to hell! That was a ten foot drop!
Joey Minor(The fans are chanting "That was crazy!"): I agree with these fans.
* Both men just lay there for a moment, before Ahmed finally reaches across and pins Evil. 1...2......KICKOUT!!! *
Gary West: No way!
Joey Minor: Pure Evil wont die!
*Ahmed gets to his feet finally, and picks up Pure Evil. He brings Evil over to a big glass window. Ahmed looks down and sees out the window is about a 20 foot drop, and below is a bunch of boxes. Ahmed gets Pure Evil up into a military press position, and heads toward the window.*
Gary West: No! This is just insane!
Joey Minor: Do it! Do it!
* Right as Ahmed gets to the window Evil jumps off. Ahmed turns around only to meet a charging Pure Evil. Evil hooks a spear, sending both men out shattering the window 20 feet below, crashing onto the boxes. *
Fans: HOLLY shit! HOLLY shit!
Gary West: Oh my... get some help.
* Referees and EMT's go down and clear up the wreck. We go to commercial break. *
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Gary West: Well, obviously this match has been thrown out as a no decision. Both men have been takin to a local medical center, we will update on there conditions as soon as possible.
* We see Sean Cage walk into Jayson Ryders office. Ryder is still a bit shook up, but is watching the show. *
Sean Cage: Are you happy? Looks like your going to have to cancel that match next week. They are in no condition to wrestle.
Jayson Ryder: Oh no no no. Pure Evil and The Mighty Ahmed will be in action next week. The match will go on. *
Sean Cage: As the General Manager here I must disagree. If you put those men in action...
Jayson Ryder: As General Manager, you still answer to me! I run this show not you! If I say they wrestle, they wrestle! Got it!
* Sean Cage just shakes his head and storms out. *
Gary West: Is Jayson Ryder insane?
Joey Minor: Evil was told not to lay his hands on the owner.
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Gary West: Well, here come the cage!
* The cage is lowered down. A massive structure with a poll in the top right corner. On the poll, is the world title. *
Joey Minor: We thought that last match was dangerous, look at this. I bet the fans will get their moneys worth tonight.
Kelly Jacksn: This match is a Tower of Hell match and it is for the FOW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! Making his way to the ring first, Keith Danielson!
* Danielson make his way to the ring, and climbs through the door. He starts checking the structure. *
Kelly Jackson: And his opponent, The Deviant One!
* Deviant One slowly makes his way to the ring. He shakes the cage to get a feel of it before entering the ring. The referee closes the door, locks it, and the bell rings. *
Gary West: You see that there is no ref in the ring as the only way to win is to climb the cage, make it to the poll, and retrieve the title.
Joey Minor: Easier said then done.
* Keith and Deviant circle eachother for a moment, then lock up. Deviant uses his strength to overpower Keith Danielson into the side of the cage. Deviant brakes, and smacks Keith in the face. Danielson, turns and charges Deviant One, and picks the leg. Keith hooks in a cross face chickenwing. Deviant finally rolls over onto Keith, using his weight to break the hold. Deviant gets up, followed by Keith, and Danielson attempts a German suplex. Deviant One holds onto the ropes, causing Keith to not be able to execute the suplex. Deviant hits a low below, and Keith goes down. *
Joey Minor: A pretty even match thus far.
* Deviant makes a brake and starts to climb the cage. He climbs to the top rope, but Keith hopes up and hits the ropes, and Deviant falls crotch first into the turnbuckle. Keith then executes a German suplex off the top rope. *
Gary West: Wow. What impact! Can he capitalize.
Joey Minor: I doubt it. The idiot took just as much out of himself!
* Keith makes his way up and begins to climb. He doesn't get far, as Deviant one reaches up and powerbombs Danielson to the mat. *
Joey Minor: Climb Deviant!
* Instead of climbing, Deviant locks in a headlock. After a few minutes, he relishes it, and heads toward the ropes. He makes it to the top rope, but Keith is getting up. So Deviant jumps and connects with a Ax Handel smash. Deviant gets Keith up, and sets him up for another powerbomb. Deviant gets him up, but Keith starts delivering punches. Deviant stumbles back, and Keith grabs onto the cage, and off Deviants shoulders. Deviant turns around and delivers an electric chair drop. *
Gary West: How much more can these men take?
Joey Minor: Keith needs to stop going directly to the cage, because he ends up on the mat.
* Deviant One grabs Keith by the legs, and slingshots him face first into the steel. Keith drops, and is busted wide open. Deviant One brings Keith Danielson to his knees, and starts pounding on the open cut on Keiths head. He keeps Danielson on his knees, and backs up and delivers a running boot to the skull. Deviant taunts for a few minutes. *
Joey Minor: No Deviant, follow up!
* Deviant brings Keith to his knees again, and attempts the boot again. This time, Keith ducks but grabs the leg, and pulls him down into the ankle lock.*
Gary West: Out of nowhere!
Joey Minor: That idiot! You can't win by tap out!
Gary West: No. But if Deviant can't walk, he can't climb a cage.
Joey Minor: Oh, no! Get up Deviant.
* Deviant taps, and taps, and taps, but Keith leaves the hold in, until finally Deviant goes limp. Keith drops the leg and heads for the corner. He climbs, and is about halfway there before Deviant starts shaking the cage. Keith tries to hold on, but is shaken off, and stratles the top rope. Deviant gets Keith up, onto his shoulder, and rams Keith head first into the cage wall. Deviant repeats this into the opposite side of the cage. Deviant does this one more time to the other side, but lets go of Keith, and the cage gives, and Danielson lands on the outside. *
Gary West: They broke the cage! Atleast it's just a little hole.
Joy Minor: This is a better time then ever, climb Deviant.
* Deviant watches for a moment, then realizes his opportunity. He gets to the top rope, but the ref's are helping Keith over to the door. Deviant gets down. They open the door, and Deviant runs and baseball slides Keith and the two helping refs. He also knocks the door off its hinges. *
Joey Minor: This cage is receiving a beating too!
* Deviant gets Keith up, and drops him ribs first onto the barricade. Deviant goes over to the announcers table as Keith rolls in pain. *
Gary West: Not this again!
* Deviant clears off the table as Joey and Gary leave their table, and take the Spanish announcers spot.*
Joey Minor: Sorry guys, we need to keep commentary.
* The Spanish announcers leave. Deviant goes over and gets Keith up. He drags Keith over to the table, and gets him up. Deviant sets Danielson up for a spine buster through the table, but Keith slides to the back of Deviant One. He then hooks The Great American Slam onto the table, but it doesn't brake. Deviant lies helpless on the table, and Keith falls to the ground.*
Gary West: You have got to be kidding me!
Joey Minor: That table didn't budge!
* Keith finally gets up, and starts to climb back into the cage. *
Joey Minor: Where is he going! Why doesn't he just go through the door? He's opposite the title, is he going to walk across the cage to get it?
* Keith stands up at the top of the cage. *
Gary West: Looks like it.
* Instead, Keith flips back, and drives Deviant through the table with a moonsault off the cage. *
Gary West: Oh f***!
Joey Minor: MY WORDS EXACTLY!
* Both men lay in the pieces of the table. Refs gather around and pick up the pieces of the table. Keith starts to move after a couple minutes.*
Joey Minor: No way is he going to continue.
* But he does. Keith gets to his feet finally, and starts to climb the cage again. *
Joey Minor: This man is more insane then I thought he was to begin with!
Gary West: For once, I have to agree with you. Keith is risking his career.
*Keith makes it to the top, and starts climbing down into the ring. Deviant is to his feet when Keith makes it to the mat. Deviant One tries to move, but falls, and begins to crawl toward the cage.*
Joey Minor: That's it, they are both insane.
* Keith starts climbing, and Deviant one makes his way to the cage door. Keith is almost to the top when Deviant One is in the ring,and climbing right behind him. Keith gets to the top, and tries to stand, but Deviant grabs him by the leg and pulls, and Keith lands crotch first onto the turnpost. Now Deviant, who is already half way up the cage, begins to climb again as Keith gets off the turn post. *
Joey Minor: Just a little further!
* Deviant is at the top, when Keith starts climbing again. Deviant makes his way to his feet on the top of the cage, and gets his balance using the pole. But Keith darts up the cage. Deviant has his hand on the belt, and is unlatching it, when Keith shoves him from behind. Deviant falls and hits face first into the barricade, inciting another holly shit chant. *
Gary West: Deviant One is broken in half!
Joey Minor: This... this is madness. Neither man will ever be the same.
* Keith makes his way to his feet on the top of the cage, grabs the belt, and unlatches it. The bell rings inciting cheers and standing ovations for both men.*
Gary West: HE DID IT! KEITH DANIELSON IS THE FIRST EVER FOW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
* Red white and blue pyro explodes from the ceiling, and Keith Danielson stands at the top of the cage, raising his title as EMT's tend to Deviant One below.*
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The Show ends.
Jayson Ryder: For the past week, I have not only had to deal with Pure Evil's maniac antic's, but also the allegations of my "alleged" bastard child, Andrew Ryder. (Crowd pops for Andrew) So, I have taken care of both of them here tonight. Pure Evil will be destroyed by The Mighty Ahmed., and I have personally BANNED Andrew Ryder from the arena tonight. (Crowd boos.) Yeah, but don't worry, Andrew Ryder will be here next week, and he will be in action! It will be Andrew Ryder, and Pure Evil, vs The Mighty Ahmed and a partner of his choosing in a tag team match! I would also like to announce that tomorrow, myself and Andrew Ryder will be taking a blood test to get this mess over with. The results should be in at our next Pay Per View, Heaven's on Fire. Thank you all.
* The fans boo as Jayson Ryder leaves the ring and we go to commercial. *
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*Move bitch by Ludacris hits the air as the lights go out and fans begin to look confused. The lights dim up to all the way lit as a huge black man is seen in the entrance way with a mean mug on his face and Mr. Fox is seen standing behind him with his arms folded and a smirk on his face. They both make their way down to the ring. The Huge black man jumps up to the ring and steps in as Mr. Fox makes his way around up the staircase and steps into the ring. Mr. Fox steps to the ropes and reaches over to be handed a microphone. A young white man with blonde spiked hair is now show standing in the corner with wrestling Attire on.*
Gary West: Well, we saw that guy D-Block last week when he attacked Keith Danielson.
Joey Minor: Man this guy is impressive. Just look at him.
Gary West: Yeah, I see him.
Mr. Fox: Welcome everybody to the “Most Brutal Segment in Television”! Tonight is the debut of my good friend over here, D-Block. As you all know, he came into the ring last week to stomp on the Olympic homo’s head to give him brain damage, and thinking of how stupid he already is, D-Block may have bumped up his IQ up a little bit. Let’s go over here real quick to his opponent.
*Mr. Fox walks over to the wrestler in the opposite corner and begins to talk to him.*
Mr. Fox: Hello man! What’s your name?
?: Teddy Davis!
Mr. Fox: Well Teddy, are you ready for your match tonight with my friend over here?
TD: Yeah!
Mr. Fox: So this is your first televised match?
TD: Yes!
Mr. Fox: Hmm, did you know this will be your first and last televised match? Hell this may be your last Match period!
TD: What are you talking about?
Mr. Fox: When D-Block is done with you, then you will be broken into so many pieces, than even the best doctors in the world won’t even be able to put you back together.
TD: I won’t los…
*Mr. Fox snatches the microphone from his hand and throws it out the ring and walks out of the ring and puts on a headset. *
Mr. Fox: Hurry up and ring the bell, I got shit to do.
*Mr. Fox sits on commentary with Gary West and Joey Minor. *
Joey Minor: Wow, we get to sit here with Mr. Fox.
Mr. Fox: Yeah! It’s a damn Fricke honor, blah blah blah! Start the match!
*The bell rings as D-Block walks to the middle of the ring and Teddy circles him. Teddy lunges forward for the grapple, but is stopped by a quick big boot by D-Block, knocking Teddy to his back.*
Mr. Fox: See how dominate he is, no one on this roster can hold up to him.
Gary West: I don’t know, they’re some great competitors on our roster.
Mr. Fox reaches over to Gary and pulls off his headset and throws it over the announce table.
Mr. Fox: Shut up! You hatin’ ass hoe!
*Teddy slowly makes his way up to a knee and D-Block grabs the back of his head and pulls Teddy to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulders and hooks one arm around Teddy’s leg and the other around his neck. D-Block applies the Torture Rack to Teddy and tightens up, and begins to yell as cracking is heard. D-Block finally drops Teddy off of his back and onto the match, when the Ref walks over and calls for the bell. The Ref then calls for an EMT to come out to check on Teddy.*
Mr. Fox: That’s what I’m talking about! I’m out!
*Mr. Fox pulls off his headset and steps into the ring and lifts up D-Blocks arm and they both get out the ring.*
Gary West: Oh my God, that man is brutal. I think I heard a snap. I hope that kids alright.
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Joey Minor: Well, the next match is Kaz vs. Lucy Todd. This will be a fight.
* Kelly Jackson announces Kaz, who comes out and rolls into the ring. Then, Lucy Todd is announced, and also makes her way to the ring, but stops short before entering. *
Lucy Todd: I am sure you all saw what happened to The Demon Barber last week. He was brutally assaulted by none other then Robbie Vicious. Thanks to Robbie, Demons carrier may be over. Tonight, I take this frustration out on you Kaz!
* Lucy rolls into the ring and the ball rings. Kaz charges an Lucy hooks a kick to the midsection. She then follows up with a club to the back. Kaz goes down, and Lucy stratles him and locks in a camel clutch.*
Gary West: Wow, Lucy is on her game tonight.
Joey Minor: Well her spouse has been injured. This could be motivation or a distraction.
Gary West: Wow, a relevant comment. Nice job Joey.
Joey Minor: Hey, I have my moments.
* Kaz rives in pain for a while before finally reaching the ropes. Lucy breaks at the 4 count. She pulls Kaz to the middle of the ring, and climbs the top rope. She attempts an elbow drop, but Kaz rolls out of the way. Lucy hits hard and Kaz nips up and climbs the ropes himself. He stalks Lucy as she makes her way to her feet. Kaz jumps with a cross body, and connects, but Lucy rolls through for the pin. 1...2... KICKOUT. *
Gary West: That was a close one.
* Kaz and Lucy are both on their feet, and Kaz runs and hits a drop kick, sending Lucy into the turnpost. Kaz then hits a monkey flip, and goes to the top rope again. He attempts a splash, but Lucy gets her knees up, and Kaz goes sternum first into Lucy's knees. He rolls in pain as Lucy gets to her feet. She picks Kaz up, and deliver a power bomb. *
Gary West: My GOD! What power!
Joey Minor: Where did that come from!
* She goes for the pin. 1...2...KICKOUT. *
Joey Minor: Props to Kaz for being able to get out of that one.
* Lucy gets Kaz up, and goes for another power bomb, but Kaz rolls through into a sunset flip. 1...2...3!*
Gary West: Kaz did it!
Joey Minor: I thought Lucy had it in the bag!
* Kaz rolls out of the ring, and the ref comes out and raises his hand. We go to commercial. *
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* We return from commercial break with Sean Cage in his office talking to Lenny Jennings. His cell phone rings.*
Sean Cage: Excuse me Lenny... yeah, ah hah, what? Not gonna make it? Well, ok. See you next week. Yup. Ok. Bye. damn!
Lenny Jennings: What's a mater?
Sean Cage: Big O, our newest superstar, has had his flight delayed. He's not going to make it tonight. damn!
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* We return to the ring where Kelly Jackson announces Robbie Vicious. He comes out and into the ring. *
Gary West: Well that's a let down, I was looking forward to the debut of Big O.
Joey Minor: Well, stuff happens.
Gary West: And before we get this match underway, we've got a medical update about The Demon Barber for you. Unfortunately, the injuries he sustained were very serious and has forced him to retired from the FOW. We wish him well in his recovery.
* Kelly announces Marquis Dupree next. He makes his way to the ring, flag in hand, and enters the ring. He grabs a mic. *
Marquis Dupree: Would you please all rise.
Gary West: Not this again.
Joey Minor: Show some respect!
* Before Marquis can continue, Robbie hits him from behind. The bell rings and Robbie begins to stomp him.Robbie gets Marquis up and tosses him into the turn post. He starts delivering the ten punches, but only gets to 4 before Marquis pushes him off. Robbie lands on his feet and charges again, but receives a boot to the face. Marquis rolls out of the ring. Robbie comes near and Dupree trips him, and pulls him toward the turn post. Marquis proceeds to slam the leg multiple times into the turn post. Dupree re enters the ring, and begins to stalk Robbie. He stomps a few times on the leg, and then locks in a leg vice.*
Joey Minor: Dupree smells blood in the water.
Gary West: Like a pit bull the way he locks on to that hold.
* Robbie gets to the rope, and Dupree releases the hold. He then gets Robbie up and goes for a DDT, but Robbie reverses into a spine buster, and drops as well. *
Gary West: Robbie's leg isn't going to hold up much longer.
* They both get to their feet, and Robbie charges, but Dupree duck and knocks the ref. down. Robbie starts to get the ref up, and Dupree grabs the flag. He hits Robbie in the throat with the end f the flag, tosses the flag out of the ring, and hits the Quebequalizer. He pins. 1.......2........3*
Gary West: Oh come on, not again!
Joey West: This man is brilliant!
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Gary West: Well, to our next match. Fox and Killer square off one on one. But wait... what is this?
* Sean Cage walks out to the top of the entrance way with mic in hand. *
Sean Cage: I promised you a debut, and I never break a promise. It may not be the debut of Big O you expected, but it's still something. Please welcome to FOW, Shane Storm!
* His music hits and the fans give him a mixed reaction. He shakes hands with Sean Cage, then sprints to the ring and rolls in. Killer, and then Fox proceed to come out. The bell rings and Mr. Fox and Killer go at it. Shane just watches for a moment. Killer clothesline Fox to the outside, then rolls out and continues to fight. Shane watches confused as the ref begins to count. 1...2...3...4... Fox throws Killer over the barricade, and joins him in the crowd. 5...6... Storm continues to pace awkwardly. 7... Fox DDT's Killer onto the floor. 8...9... Killer body slams Fox hard. 10! Ring the BELL!*
Gary West: Wow, Shane Storm won without throwing a punch!
Joey Minor: What are you talking about? That was a hard fought victory.
* The ref raises a still bewildered Shane Storms hand in victory as we go to commercial. *
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* We return from commercial with Mr. Fox and Killer still brawling in the back. Sean Cage breaks them up with the help of security.*
Sean Cage: Stop this foolishness! You want to fight? You can do it... at Heaven's on Fire! Now security, escort these men out of my arena.*
Gary West: Wow, our first match has been announced for Heaven's on Fire.
Joey Minor: And what a match it will be!
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Gary West: Well, time for one of the matches I personally have been waiting for. Pure Evil vs The Mighty Ahmed in a Street FIght. Should be a great match.
Joey Minor: Not for the week of heart.
* We see The Mighty Ahmed leave Jayson Ryders office, and lock the door behind him.He walks down the hall, turns the corner, and is blindsided by Pure Evil. The ref rings the bell at ringside and runs to catch up with the action. Pure Evil slams Ahmed onto the concrete. Ahmed rives in pain as Pure Evil stomps on him. Evil gets Ahmed up, but Ahmed elbows Evil in the gut. Ahmed then throws Evil head first into a wall. Evil bounces back right into a side walk slam by Ahmed. Ahmed gets Evil up into powerslam position, and starts to carry him down the hall. Pure Evil slides down off of Ahmeds back, and kicks him in the back of the leg. Pure Evil DDT's Ahmed onto the floor. *
Gary West: Head first into the concrete!
Joey Minor: We said it would be brutal.
* Pure Evil gets up, and walks down the hall to Jayson Ryders room. Evil bashes in the door, and sees Ryder sitting in his chair. Ryder jumps and runs, and Evil chases him. Jayson gets out of the locker room, followed by Pure Evil, but Evil is caught by a waiting Ahmed into a bear hug. Ahmed squeeze harder and harder until he finally just rams Evil back first into the wall. Evil grabs a near by pipe, and smashes it over the head of Ahmed. Ahmed goes down, and is busted open. *
Joey Minor: NO! Ahmeds been busted open.
Gary West: Good thing Ryder got away or we would be short an owner!
* Evil makes his way to his feet, and starts to drag Ahmed into a room. There is a big table set up. Evil positions Ahmed onto it, and looks around. Evil finds a ladder and sets it up. Evil is almost at the top when Ahmed hops up and climbs the other side. Ahmed grabs Evil and delivers a superplex off the top of the ladder, through the table. *
Gary West: OH MY GOD! Ahmed just drove them both straight to hell! That was a ten foot drop!
Joey Minor(The fans are chanting "That was crazy!"): I agree with these fans.
* Both men just lay there for a moment, before Ahmed finally reaches across and pins Evil. 1...2......KICKOUT!!! *
Gary West: No way!
Joey Minor: Pure Evil wont die!
*Ahmed gets to his feet finally, and picks up Pure Evil. He brings Evil over to a big glass window. Ahmed looks down and sees out the window is about a 20 foot drop, and below is a bunch of boxes. Ahmed gets Pure Evil up into a military press position, and heads toward the window.*
Gary West: No! This is just insane!
Joey Minor: Do it! Do it!
* Right as Ahmed gets to the window Evil jumps off. Ahmed turns around only to meet a charging Pure Evil. Evil hooks a spear, sending both men out shattering the window 20 feet below, crashing onto the boxes. *
Fans: HOLLY shit! HOLLY shit!
Gary West: Oh my... get some help.
* Referees and EMT's go down and clear up the wreck. We go to commercial break. *
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Gary West: Well, obviously this match has been thrown out as a no decision. Both men have been takin to a local medical center, we will update on there conditions as soon as possible.
* We see Sean Cage walk into Jayson Ryders office. Ryder is still a bit shook up, but is watching the show. *
Sean Cage: Are you happy? Looks like your going to have to cancel that match next week. They are in no condition to wrestle.
Jayson Ryder: Oh no no no. Pure Evil and The Mighty Ahmed will be in action next week. The match will go on. *
Sean Cage: As the General Manager here I must disagree. If you put those men in action...
Jayson Ryder: As General Manager, you still answer to me! I run this show not you! If I say they wrestle, they wrestle! Got it!
* Sean Cage just shakes his head and storms out. *
Gary West: Is Jayson Ryder insane?
Joey Minor: Evil was told not to lay his hands on the owner.
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Gary West: Well, here come the cage!
* The cage is lowered down. A massive structure with a poll in the top right corner. On the poll, is the world title. *
Joey Minor: We thought that last match was dangerous, look at this. I bet the fans will get their moneys worth tonight.
Kelly Jacksn: This match is a Tower of Hell match and it is for the FOW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! Making his way to the ring first, Keith Danielson!
* Danielson make his way to the ring, and climbs through the door. He starts checking the structure. *
Kelly Jackson: And his opponent, The Deviant One!
* Deviant One slowly makes his way to the ring. He shakes the cage to get a feel of it before entering the ring. The referee closes the door, locks it, and the bell rings. *
Gary West: You see that there is no ref in the ring as the only way to win is to climb the cage, make it to the poll, and retrieve the title.
Joey Minor: Easier said then done.
* Keith and Deviant circle eachother for a moment, then lock up. Deviant uses his strength to overpower Keith Danielson into the side of the cage. Deviant brakes, and smacks Keith in the face. Danielson, turns and charges Deviant One, and picks the leg. Keith hooks in a cross face chickenwing. Deviant finally rolls over onto Keith, using his weight to break the hold. Deviant gets up, followed by Keith, and Danielson attempts a German suplex. Deviant One holds onto the ropes, causing Keith to not be able to execute the suplex. Deviant hits a low below, and Keith goes down. *
Joey Minor: A pretty even match thus far.
* Deviant makes a brake and starts to climb the cage. He climbs to the top rope, but Keith hopes up and hits the ropes, and Deviant falls crotch first into the turnbuckle. Keith then executes a German suplex off the top rope. *
Gary West: Wow. What impact! Can he capitalize.
Joey Minor: I doubt it. The idiot took just as much out of himself!
* Keith makes his way up and begins to climb. He doesn't get far, as Deviant one reaches up and powerbombs Danielson to the mat. *
Joey Minor: Climb Deviant!
* Instead of climbing, Deviant locks in a headlock. After a few minutes, he relishes it, and heads toward the ropes. He makes it to the top rope, but Keith is getting up. So Deviant jumps and connects with a Ax Handel smash. Deviant gets Keith up, and sets him up for another powerbomb. Deviant gets him up, but Keith starts delivering punches. Deviant stumbles back, and Keith grabs onto the cage, and off Deviants shoulders. Deviant turns around and delivers an electric chair drop. *
Gary West: How much more can these men take?
Joey Minor: Keith needs to stop going directly to the cage, because he ends up on the mat.
* Deviant One grabs Keith by the legs, and slingshots him face first into the steel. Keith drops, and is busted wide open. Deviant One brings Keith Danielson to his knees, and starts pounding on the open cut on Keiths head. He keeps Danielson on his knees, and backs up and delivers a running boot to the skull. Deviant taunts for a few minutes. *
Joey Minor: No Deviant, follow up!
* Deviant brings Keith to his knees again, and attempts the boot again. This time, Keith ducks but grabs the leg, and pulls him down into the ankle lock.*
Gary West: Out of nowhere!
Joey Minor: That idiot! You can't win by tap out!
Gary West: No. But if Deviant can't walk, he can't climb a cage.
Joey Minor: Oh, no! Get up Deviant.
* Deviant taps, and taps, and taps, but Keith leaves the hold in, until finally Deviant goes limp. Keith drops the leg and heads for the corner. He climbs, and is about halfway there before Deviant starts shaking the cage. Keith tries to hold on, but is shaken off, and stratles the top rope. Deviant gets Keith up, onto his shoulder, and rams Keith head first into the cage wall. Deviant repeats this into the opposite side of the cage. Deviant does this one more time to the other side, but lets go of Keith, and the cage gives, and Danielson lands on the outside. *
Gary West: They broke the cage! Atleast it's just a little hole.
Joy Minor: This is a better time then ever, climb Deviant.
* Deviant watches for a moment, then realizes his opportunity. He gets to the top rope, but the ref's are helping Keith over to the door. Deviant gets down. They open the door, and Deviant runs and baseball slides Keith and the two helping refs. He also knocks the door off its hinges. *
Joey Minor: This cage is receiving a beating too!
* Deviant gets Keith up, and drops him ribs first onto the barricade. Deviant goes over to the announcers table as Keith rolls in pain. *
Gary West: Not this again!
* Deviant clears off the table as Joey and Gary leave their table, and take the Spanish announcers spot.*
Joey Minor: Sorry guys, we need to keep commentary.
* The Spanish announcers leave. Deviant goes over and gets Keith up. He drags Keith over to the table, and gets him up. Deviant sets Danielson up for a spine buster through the table, but Keith slides to the back of Deviant One. He then hooks The Great American Slam onto the table, but it doesn't brake. Deviant lies helpless on the table, and Keith falls to the ground.*
Gary West: You have got to be kidding me!
Joey Minor: That table didn't budge!
* Keith finally gets up, and starts to climb back into the cage. *
Joey Minor: Where is he going! Why doesn't he just go through the door? He's opposite the title, is he going to walk across the cage to get it?
* Keith stands up at the top of the cage. *
Gary West: Looks like it.
* Instead, Keith flips back, and drives Deviant through the table with a moonsault off the cage. *
Gary West: Oh f***!
Joey Minor: MY WORDS EXACTLY!
* Both men lay in the pieces of the table. Refs gather around and pick up the pieces of the table. Keith starts to move after a couple minutes.*
Joey Minor: No way is he going to continue.
* But he does. Keith gets to his feet finally, and starts to climb the cage again. *
Joey Minor: This man is more insane then I thought he was to begin with!
Gary West: For once, I have to agree with you. Keith is risking his career.
*Keith makes it to the top, and starts climbing down into the ring. Deviant is to his feet when Keith makes it to the mat. Deviant One tries to move, but falls, and begins to crawl toward the cage.*
Joey Minor: That's it, they are both insane.
* Keith starts climbing, and Deviant one makes his way to the cage door. Keith is almost to the top when Deviant One is in the ring,and climbing right behind him. Keith gets to the top, and tries to stand, but Deviant grabs him by the leg and pulls, and Keith lands crotch first onto the turnpost. Now Deviant, who is already half way up the cage, begins to climb again as Keith gets off the turn post. *
Joey Minor: Just a little further!
* Deviant is at the top, when Keith starts climbing again. Deviant makes his way to his feet on the top of the cage, and gets his balance using the pole. But Keith darts up the cage. Deviant has his hand on the belt, and is unlatching it, when Keith shoves him from behind. Deviant falls and hits face first into the barricade, inciting another holly shit chant. *
Gary West: Deviant One is broken in half!
Joey Minor: This... this is madness. Neither man will ever be the same.
* Keith makes his way to his feet on the top of the cage, grabs the belt, and unlatches it. The bell rings inciting cheers and standing ovations for both men.*
Gary West: HE DID IT! KEITH DANIELSON IS THE FIRST EVER FOW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
* Red white and blue pyro explodes from the ceiling, and Keith Danielson stands at the top of the cage, raising his title as EMT's tend to Deviant One below.*
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The Show ends.
