Andrew Ryder/Pure Evil .vs. The Mighty Ahmed/? ? ?

[Jayson Ryder]

All roleplays for this match are to be posted here

The mystery partner will be sending me a roleplay via PM

Tag Team Match
400 Words Minimum
Deadline is 11 PM Eastern Friday(5/16/08)

[Andrew Ryder]

**Prior to getting ready for the match against The Mighty Ahmed & The Mystery Opponent, at the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri, Andrew and Elizabeth Ryder and the kids along with Pure Evil head to the Miami Florida Zoo for a fun filled Adventurous day. Before heading out they make sure that they are packed and ready to go since the flight leaves this evening. They all grab a bite to eat before going and all the kids make a visit to the bathroom and off in the 15 passenger van they go. Andrew Ryder being the driver of the van is driving, while Elizabeth is in the passenger seat and pour Pure Evil gets stuck in the back of the van with all the kids. What Pure Evil doesn’t realize is that he doesn’t see what he is about to get himself into traveling to the zoo with a bunch of wild animals, oops did I say that? Oh Snap! I mean kids.**

Andrew Ryder: Hey Evil man, are you ready for this adventurous day with us at the zoo?

Pure Evil: Yeah man, I think it will be a lot of fun at the zoo. I wonder whose crazy relatives we might run into while we are there?

**Andrew Ryder wasn’t expecting that and busted out laughing**

Andrew Ryder: Ha ha! I don’t know man whose relatives are we going to run into? The Mighty Ahmed’s maybe, or either whomever our mystery opponent’s relatives, whom ever they might be?

**Andrew Ryder starts laughing again.**

Pure Evil: Who knows! One might be named Orangu and the other might be named tan! Get it? Orangutan.

**Andrew Ryder overhears Christian making a smart remark but doesn’t hear all of what he said**

Andrew Ryder: Christian, what did you just say son?

Christian Ryder: Oh nothing dad! **With an evil grin on his face**

**Christian then mumbles under his breath**

Christian: Yeah, Pure Evil just doesn’t know what he is fixing to get himself into. Haha! It is definitely going to be an exciting fun filled day of Pure Evil Torture! Waaa Haaaaa!

**They finally arrive at the zoo and they all pile out of the van. They head towards the entrance where they take roll call, buy tickets and then enter the zoo. Every one is sectioned out, Andrew Ryder takes some of the kids, Elizabeth Ryder takes some and Pure Evil takes some of the kids. Unfortunately for Pure Evil he was given the opportunity to get stuck with Christian through the zoo trip. Of course everyone would still be staying together. Between Andrew Ryder and Pure Evil they had hand held emergency radios incase any of them were separated. They begin down the path heading towards the aquariums first**

Christian Ryder: Hey dad, look at those big sharks in there, aren’t they so cool?

**Christian was so ecstatic that Andrew Ryder had to calm him down a little.**

Andrew Ryder: Christian yeah they are cool, but they wouldn’t be very cool if you were in the water with them. They might eat you!

**Andrew Ryder starts laughing, hoping he would scare Christian into behaving himself while at the zoo. Did it work? We will have to see! Haha! They continue on through the maze and outside to the seals, then on around to see the Ostriches and Flamingos. Everyone was hoping to get to see the more exotic type animals soon. They got to the Llamas, what adventure that stop was. Christian decided he was going to tease the Llamas. Boy is he ever in for a surprise. Andrew Ryder notices what Christian is trying to do and says something to him about it.**

Pure Evil: Ha ha ha! Do you think the Mystery Opponent is a Llama Andrew man?

Andrew Ryder: I have no clue who the mystery opponent is, but I sure hope he knows how to do more than just spit! **They both chuckle a little as they both glance out of the corner of their eye to see what Christian is up too. He is still teasing the Llama and then all of a sudden…**

Christian Ryder: Eww… Yucky daddy, that Lllllama just stuck his tongue out at me and then spit on me! Ewww…. Gross… now I have Llama coodies! Eww Ewww Ewwww!!!!

Andrew Ryder: I told you so, maybe next time you will listen! Now behave Christian!

**They head over to the giraffe section to see the giraffes. They are standing there and then all of a sudden before Andrew Ryder really knew what was going on, Christian decided to charge at Pure Evil and climb up him to see just how high he could get to see if he could pester the giraffes!!**

Pure Evil: Andrew Ryder look what your boy did? He is trying to hang like a giraffe! **Pure Evil starts laughing**

Andrew Ryder: Man is he ever going to learn! Christian what in the Sam Hattie’s do you think you are doing? Get down off of Pure Evil NOW; what do you think you are a Giraffe or something?

**Unfortunately what Christian failed to realize was that nothing whatsoever could phase the one and only Pure Evil, evilest of them all!! Not one single cotton picking thing ever! Pure Evil puts Christian down and Andrew Ryder gives him a tiny piece of his mind once Christian isn’t airborne anymore. After pulling Christian aside in private away from the other family members for a talk, they slowly walk past the tigers, lions, and bears and then to the monkeys.**

Andrew Ryder: Pure Evil, we got to get a plan started because we are going up against Ahmed and a mystery challenger. We don’t know who is going to be by Ahmed’s side.

Pure Evil: I agree with you on that! Ahmed can be dangerous. We really need to be at the top of our game if we want to win against those monkeys at any costs.

Andrew Ryder: Ha look at Ahmed jumping around from the tree to the other tree, hanging from the trees.

Pure Evil: Ha your right that monkey looks like The Mighty Ahmed.

Andrew Ryder: Ha, you know Evil all we will have to do is walk into the match, and kick ass, in the match. It doesn’t matter that one of our opponent we do not know who he is, we just train like we know the other opponent. And we will be ready for anyone. Whomever Jayson Ryder decides to through at us, doesn’t matter we will walk out of the match the winners.

Pure Evil: May I ask a question about the whole Jayson Ryder being your father thing?

Andrew Ryder: Yeah sure Evil go ahead.

Pure Evil: Is he really your father?

Andrew Ryder: Yeah, I am 100% sure that he is my father.

Pure Evil: Cool shouldn’t we get ready and get everyone together and head on out of here and get the kids back to the house. So we can go to the airport for our flight.

Andrew Ryder: Yeah lets go.

**Andrew Ryder, Elizabeth Ryder, and Pure Evil gets all the kids together and begins heading back to the van. They get out of the zoo and pile into the van with Evil again stuck back there with the kids. Andrew Ryder is driving back to the house to drop off the kids. They stop at McDonald’s and grabs a kids meal for each of the kids, and a big Mac, for Andrew, Elizabeth and Evil. He then drives to the house and drops off the kids, and picks up the bags that has already been packed sitting in the living room floor. Andrew Ryder gives Christian and Elizabeth a hug and then runs back to the car, as Pure Evil is right on his heals. They drive to the airport, gets out of the car and walks up to the ticket window to grab their tickets. After they get the tickets they walk on and get checked at the security screen and then they continue walking until they get onto the plane and into their seats.**

[Pure Evil]

*Scene opens back up with Pure Evil and Andrew Ryder finding their seats on the plain. A lot of people lock their eyes on the two big men, but the superstars pay no mind to them. A little kid starts tugging on Pure Evil's jacket, he tries to ignore the kid but the kid is persistant.*

Pure Evil: "What is it kid?"

Kid: "Hey Mr., Can I have your autograph? I really think you are cool and so is he..."

*The kid points at Andrew Ryder*

Pure Evil: "Sure, I guess I can do that....I'm sure Andrew will be more than happy to do that also.....here ya go!"

*Pure Evil Signs an autograph for the kid and then hands the marker to Andrew who signs it as well. Evil and Ryder take their seats. Evil asks the flight attendant to bring him a drink, and then so does Andrew Ryder.*

Pure Evil: "Man Andrew, I cant wait to get my hands on that gorilla lookin' mother (Bleep). After last week, I know I gotta step it up a bit......and believe me, I will. And I know having you as a partner only increases our odds. Thank god I took those nerve pills before we got on this flight, Flying makes me nervous....."

Andrew: "What? Pure Evil.....afraid of something? No Way?"

Pure Evil: "Hey now, I didn't say I was afraid of anything.....I just said Flying makes me nervous. I wish that bitch would hurry up with our drinks.....damn!"

*Andrew talks to Pure Evil for a little bit about his father, Jayson Ryder, and tells him that he's out to take half of everything Jayson's got. The company, the money, the power. After a few minutes, the flight attendant finally shows up with the two mens drinks. Pure Evil isn't happy with the size of the drink....."

Pure Evil: "Lady, unless you want to make a thousand trips bringing me drinks, I suggest you leave that whole bottle. Are we straight? Good."

*Pure Evil takes the bottle out of the flight attendants hand, he takes a big swig of it. Andrew Ryder cant believe his eyes..........and he cant believe Pure Evil isn't sharing*

Andrew Ryder: "You....you gonna share some of......"

Pure Evil: "Get your own Andrew. Two things I dont share, my drinks and my women. No Offense buddy, that's just how I roll"

*Andrew cracks a smile and orders him a drink, again. He takes out a portable DVD player and turns it on. He begins to watch a video of the Mighty Ahmed.*

Andrew Ryder: "Hey Evil, You wanna study some of this monkey's moves?"

Pure Evil: "Nope! One thing I learned, if you go into a match thinking you know your opponent.....it backfires in your face! Go in expecting anything, and the odds fall in your favor. Besides, I dont plan on spending a whole lot of...........HEY WAITRESS, Bring me another bottle......."

Andrew Ryder: "Uh....Evil.....She's not a waitress, she's a flight attendant......and.....Oh my god you drank that bottle already? We just got in the air."

Pure Evil: "Too many question Andrew, too many questions."

*Andrew just sorta pulls his glasses back down, takes a sip of his drink, and continues to watch the video. As The flight attendant brings Pure Evil another Bottle*

Pure Evil: "I just want to break that big freaks neck, he doesn't realize what he's gotten himself into.....and he will pay Dearly. Bastard."

*Just then, another kid approaches Pure Evil and Andrew Ryder for an autograph*

Andrew Ryder: "Sure, I'd be more than happy to give you an autograph......."

*Just then, the plain experiences a little turbulence, which frightens some of the passengers on board. The captain comes across the speaker system......*

Captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, it seems we've encountered a bit of bad weather and some turbulence, but this is perfectly normal, so please enjoy the rest of the flight. Thank you"

*Pure Evil, a little tipsy from the two bottles of alcohol, cracks a huge smile.......*

Pure Evil: (Being Loud) "Take it down, I dont give a shit! Hit something hard......I dont wanna limp away from this damn thing."

*Frightened by Pure Evil's words, a passenger sitting in the next aisle asks........*

Passenger: (in fear)"Hey man, uh...uh....if one of theses engines fail......how far will the other one take us?"

Pure Evil: "I believe it'll take all the way to the scene of the crash, which is handy.....because thats where we'd be headed."

*Andrew ryder lightly slaps Pure Evil on the shoulder*

Andrew Ryder: "Jesus Evil! you tring to make that guy dump a load in his pants? Leave that poor man alone. Ha-ha"

*Finally, Pure Evil has had enough fun and decides to get some sleep until the plain lands as the scene comes to an end*

[The Mighty Ahmed]

~~ We start with The Mighty Ahmed and Jayson Ryder sitting in the back seat of a giant black limo. Ahmed has a black suit on and his black sunglasses. Ryder just has a gray suit on and looks out the window. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: Look, I am sorry I didn't destroy Pure Evil like promised. But he is a hell of a competitor.

Jayson Ryder: Oh shut up. You haven't done a single thing right since you got here. You've barely protected me, you can't do what I ask, have you even got a partner yet Face Off?

The Mighty Ahmed: Well, no, not yet. But you just give me time. I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to team with me and kick those two jokers ass's.

Jayson Ryder: You just never mind, I will find you a partner myself, since I have to do everything else myself too. Now, I hope you know Andrew and Pure Evil are no joke. My "son" is a pretty big man, but I want you to take him down a peg. And that over inflated, over confident, piece of useless garbage Pure Evil needs to be taught a lesson. Can you do that?

The Mighty Ahmed: Yes sir.

~~ They sit in silence for a while, before Ahmed brakes the silence. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: So, do you have any ideas who you are going to try to get as my partner?

Jayson Ryder: Well, I know a man. He is a man that I have met before, and for the right price I am sure he will do the trick. Don't you worry. Unlike others (glares at Ahmed) I stay true to my word.

The Mighty Ahmed: Look! I guaren damn tee I will destroy Pure Evil. Limb by limb, he will go down! And just for you, I will make that blood test unnecessary, because I am going to make it so he will never come back here to FOW, and will never bother you again!

Jayson Ryder: Now that's what I want to hear... IF you can deliver.

The Mighty Ahmed: Oh, I can deliver.

~~ They arrive to the arena and there is a flock of people standing outside the arena. Ahmed steps out first. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: ALRIGHT! Out of the way. Mr. Ryder coming through.

~~ Everyone clears but one person. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: I said move. Are you death or just stupid?

Guy: Jayson Ryder is a joke, I'm gonna take him down...

~~ The Mighty Ahmed grabs him by the throat and throws him through the door. The man lies contorted on the ground unconscious. Ahmed goes over and opens the door for Ryder. ~~

Jayson Ryder: Ha ha. There may be hope for you yet ape. Lets go.

~~ They head into the arena, and Ryder steps on the lifeless man. Ryder laughs and him and Ahmed step into their office. People run up and help the man. The camera pans to The Mighty Ahmed and Jayson Ryder in their locker room. Ryder picks up the phone.~~

Jayson Ryder: Hey. Yeah, you know who this is. Yea, I got a job for you to do. Yup... yeah, the Pure Evil and Andrew Ryder match. Yeah, Mighty Joe Young over there couldn't manage to find himself a partner. Yeah, I knew you could. I want you to make sure I do not have to worry about those two 6 foot pains in my ass's ever again! Yeah, thanks man. Yep, bye.

Jayson Ryder: Alright, your all set my man. He's coming for Face Off!

The Mighty Ahmed: Who is?

Jayson Ryder: You will see with everyone else.

The Mighty Ahmed: You know, you don't have to make me out like a screw up.

Jayson Ryder: Then what are you Ahmed... huh? I give you one simple task, ONE SIMPLE TASK! To take out Pure Evil. And you couldn't even manage that! Do you think I am going to trust you with taking out both Andrew Ryder and Pure Evil when you couldn't even manage the one last week!

The Mighty Ahmed: With all do respect, he is just as hurt as me. I did what you said and I left him alive.

Jayson Ryder: First of all you NEVER interrupt me! I am your owner and you never disrespect me! Secondly, don't make excuses. Pure Evil got the best of you, and that's that.

~~ The Mighty Ahmed stands there slightly offended and silent. ~~

Jayson Ryder: Don't take it personal now. Look, focus. I got you a partner that will help you with your ultimate goal. Destroying anyone I tell you to. He is going to be a corner stone here, one of the most dominant forces that the world of wrestling has ever seen. Let alone the FOW. Ahmed, we are going to unleash a force that will never be able to be stopped.

The Mighty Ahmed: And with me in his corner, Pure Evil and Andrew Ryder will be lucky to survive Face Off.

~~ Ryder just laughs and picks up the phone again. Ahmed mans his position at the door as the scene fades. ~~

[Pure Evil]

*Pure Evil is seen watching A monitor with The Mighty Ahmed and Jayson Ryder just finishing up*

Pure Evil: "I'll make a deal with Mr. Ryder, if he chooses to be The Mighty Ahmeds tag-team partner. If him and that gorilla lookin' prick wins, I would leave the FOW"

*Short scene comes to an end*