The Brawler .vs. Keith Danielson

[Sean Cage]

All roleplays for this match are to be posted here

Singles
Non-Title
350 Words Minimum
Deadline is 12 AM Eastern Saturday(6/14/08)

[Keith Danielson]

*We see Keith Danielson sitting in an airport waiting on the next flight out of arizona. He's got some rediculous Arizona Cardinals hat on, along with arizona cardinal socks that are bright red and can be seen from miles away. He sits their listening to his Ipod, and without realizing it, he's singing very loudly.*

Keith Daneilson: (Singing)"Old mcdonald had a farm.....E-I-E-I-O....And On that farm he had a dog.....E-I-E-I-O"

*Keith has his head tilted back, with his eyes closed, so he doesn't notice the crowd of people starting to gather around him. They are all laughing and pointing there fingers at him. Making fun of the huge yellow cardinal on his hat, that not even a true Arizona Cardinals fan would wear. Keith Finally looks up and see's the crowd. He quickly pulls his earphones out and smiles at the crowd, as he thinks they are their to simply see the FOW world champion.*

Keith Danielson: "Oh, howdy folks. Which one wants an autograph first?......come on, don't every body rush up at once......It's okay.....dont be shy"

*Eventually, a little girl walks up to Keith with a pen and a photo. She's acting all embarrassed and shy*

Keith: "Oh, how sweet. Wanna sit on my lap while I sign that for you? good."

*Keith Picks the little girl up and sets her on his lap. when he does, he gets a good whiff of poop. He tries to act like he doesn't smell anything as he just grinds his teeth and continues on*

Keith: "Ok, lets hurry it up sweety, I think my plane just arrived."

*Keith takes the photo out of the little girls hand and when he looks at it, he notices it's a picture of some jobber in the FOW. He tries to control his temper, but knocks the little girl off his knee and into the ground. The kid starts to cry*

Keith: "For goodness sakes people, would someone change this little girls stinkin' pants.......I am Keith Friggin' Danielson, not some dark match jobber working to earn enough money to support my drug habit."

*Everything gets quiet and all of a sudden, security comes over to Keith*

Security: "Excuse us sir, did you just mention something about drugs? your gonna have to come with us......let's go buddy"

Keith: "Uh......No....Wait.....wait......this has all been a misunderstanding, ya see...I was just........"

*Two security officers grab Keith and bring him to his feet, they are being really rough with him.*

Keith: "Hey, why are you......do you know who......easy Buck-o, you might get away with touching someone down there like that in arizona, but not with Keith Danielson. Is this what southern hospitality is all about? You act like I tried to bring a bomb on board or something"

*A few of the Security officers get on their radios and call for back up*

Security officer: "Yes, the subjuect has mentioned he also has a bomb in his posession, all units please assist at gate nine. I repeat, all units please assist at gate nine."

*Keith's eyes get really wide as his hat falls off his head, he kicks the hell out of it and then stomps on it.*

Keith: "What? Drugs AND A bomb? where do you hillbilly's think you are taking me? I am an olympic......."

*Before Keith can finish saying anything, one of the guards sprays keith with pepper spray.*

Keith: (Screaming in pain with his face turning red) "Ahhh Come on!!! What the hell did you do that for? I havent done anything wrong!!! I'm not even suppose to be here, I got off by accident......SOMEBODY......HELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!

*A few minutes later, Keith is seen sitting in a chair in a room with just a table and a spotlight. With about 3 FBI agents sit across from him. Keith is a little bit disoriented from the pepper spray, but is slowly starting to see better. He has snot running down his face, as a result of the pepper spray.*

Keith: (Exhausted) "You.....have....got.....to.....be......kidding......ME!!! I accidentally get off of my plane in Ari-friggin'-Zona, and this is the consequences? Meanwhile, Uncle Jed and Cousin Larry are back their plotting to blow up every damn plane on the runway......and may I add that they are also brothers!!! I want my damn lawyer, ooooh.....you buck-o's are gonna get it.....just wait and see. Oh just you wait and see."

*As Keith's eye sight begins to get better, he see's the three FBI agents are staring right in his face.*

FBI: "Sir, we understand that you have a bomb and some drugs in your posession, do you what happens to people like you in prison?"

Keith: (Confused) "They uh....take them in the shower and play Doctors with them? I've heard all about prison. Now come on buck-o's, FREE KEITH!!!!

*After searching Keiths bags, the FBI finds nothing to hold him. So they apologize and let him go. Keith gets on the first plane.....to anywhere as the scene comes to an end.*

.....To be continued (Somewhere)

[The Brawler]

A black stretch limousine pulls up to the arena and out walks The Brawler and his four women.

They head to the locker room where The Brawler can relax and spend some quality time with his girls. Kimberly is wearing a little hot red number that is barely on her body, Kassie is wearing a blue to what Kimberly was wearing, Katherine and Kelly was also wearing the same dress as the other two except Katherine’s one was white and Kelly’s was black.

Kimberly rubs his back and gives him a massage, Katherine very playfully rubs oil all over his six pack making them shine. Kassie rubs his shoulders and his chest, Kelly does a little strip tease for Brawler to make him unwind and stop worrying about his upcoming match against the FCW World Champion.

They all jump into the shower and clean off their skin, they exit and put on their clothes for the evening, Brawler decides to wear the black tights tonight to the match with the white fairies to match the ones on his arms. Brawler gets a bottle of water and hits the gym nearby.

At the gym, Brawler benches 300 pounds doing 15 repetitions, and then he does 500 push-ups and another 500 sit-ups. He then heads over to the sexy trainer and begins to flirt with her as he can’t take his eyes of her chest, her rack has got to be a 31 C cups. The trainer introduces herself, her name is Ashley and then they together do a 5k run to get his heart rate up.

They return to the weight room and he benches another 300 pounds doing 10 reps this time, Ashley is his spotter, even though he doesn’t really need one. They grab a energy smoothie at the health store down the block, he gets his Vanilla flavored and she gets her Strawberry flavored. He tells Ashley good bye and heads back to the arena and enters the locker room where his women give him the whole jealous low down, who is she? Do you like her? How long has this been going on? And other questions like that. He tells them that he and the girl trainer feelings are only platonic and that he loves them. He exits the locker room and heads to the ring as his music Eye of the Tiger begins to play.